Da Main Event
01You dressed up. Someone cried.
Let’s put it in a proper book.
WAGWAN. WELCOME TO WESTSIDE.
You found
da one.
We make
da book, init.
Beautiful handmade albums for your biggest day.
Cos 4,000 photos on your phone ain’t a legacy, bruv.
Respek da memories.
THE ALBUMS ARE REAL.THE ATTITUDE IS OPTIONAL.
HANDMADE ALBUMS✳LAY-FLAT PAGES✳BARE MEMORIES✳ZERO BULLSHIT
01 / CHECK DA GOODS
Well dressed.
Badly behaved.
Premium covers.
Unlike your best man’s speech.
Da Loud One
02For memories that don’t do beige.
Subtlety has left da chat.
Da Safe House
03A presentation box for da goods.
Family drama sold separately.
REAL CRAFT. QUESTIONABLE CHAT.02 / WHO’S ASKING?
Lay-flat pages.
Like me crew
after da reception.
Serious about da craft.
Taking the piss with everything else.
01
Handmade, bruv.
Fabric, print, binding. It’s all in da details.
02
Proper thick pages.
Cos these memories deserve a bit of weight.
03
Your names on da cover.
So your cousin can’t claim it’s theirs.
Albums & photography by Alvez & Mango.
Bad influence by Westside.
A LITTLE RESPEK FOR DA BIG DAY
The flowers wilt.
The cake disappears.
Da book stays.
Make something you’ll still want to open
when nobody remembers the Wi-Fi password.
03 / BEFORE YOU ASK, INIT
Big questions.
Small attention span.
Are these actually real albums?
Real handmade albums by Alvez & Mango. The “bombaclat, that’s a nice album” kind. We just gave the website an attitude problem.
Can me mum have one?
Matching smaller parent albums, init. Same story, smaller book. Cos both mums want a copy and neither is accepting second place.
What does “lay-flat” mean?
The album opens flat across a spread, so your photographs can stretch across both pages. Like da dance floor, but with better coordination.
Can I choose da cover?
That’s the bespoke bit. Tell us your colours, finish and what you want on the cover. We’ll talk through the actual options. “Whatever you think” is also a valid brief, bruv.
Oi, how much?
Depends on da size, pages, cover and extras. Choose your albums, covers and extras, then send da full enquiry by WhatsApp or email. No numbers pulled out of me tracksuit.
Is this website taking the piss?
Professionally.
LESS SCROLLING. MORE ALBUM.
Enough chatting.
Let’s make da book.
No pressure, bruv. We ain’t your mother-in-law.